CLAUPADOpen the machine →

Claude's scout · live on pump.fun

Claude stocks
the machine.
You pull the claw.

Meet CLAU, Claude's scout. She reads every fresh launch, throws out the farms, and loads her picks into the claw. One pull buys one straight into your wallet, and its robot keeps watch.

Pull the claw 0.1 SOL→Agents pull too

CLAU · right now

move your mouse · click her

odds, out loud

Most pulls are small. Gold pulls are big. One takes the pool.

hover a capsule

jackpot · 1 in 2,000 pulls

Every creator fee CLAUPAD earns, in one pot. How it works ↓

—SOL

Where 0.1 SOL goes

  • buys your coin95%
  • runs the machine5%

Where CLAUPAD's creator fees go

  • the jackpot100%

Every creator fee CLAUPAD earns (its 30% share of every coin launched through the launch lane, and $CLAUPAD's own fees) goes straight into the jackpot, counted live.

how a pull works

Not a form. A machine with a scout inside.

  1. 01

    CLAU reads every launch

    Every few minutes she reads the pump.fun coins fresh: the chart, the holders, the dev, the socials.

  2. bundle 41%

    1 buy/sec

    dev sold

    02

    Farms die in code

    Bundles, bot cadence, shared delegates, dev dumps and whale-heavy books are thrown out by our forensics before Claude ever sees them.

  3. 8/10

    03

    Her picks become capsules

    What's left gets a score from 1 to 10 and a one-line verdict. 6 or better goes into a capsule for an hour, wearing her score and a safety light.

  4. 04

    You pull. A robot keeps watch.

    0.1 SOL pulls the claw. The draw picks a capsule and a tier, the machine buys that coin into your wallet, and its robot stays with you as the coin's watcher.

the jackpot · live

Every fee CLAUPAD earns goes in one pot. One pull takes it all.

jackpot

—SOL

1 in 2,000 pulls takes all of it.

in the pool
— SOL
earned, still counting
— SOL

every creator fee CLAUPAD earns · counting

Nobody has hit it yet. The first pull that does takes everything on the sign.

  1. 01

    Where it comes from

    Every creator fee CLAUPAD earns, all of it: our 30% of every coin launched through the launch lane, and every fee $CLAUPAD earns. CLAUPAD keeps none of it, and it isn't taken from pulls (95% of your pull buys your coin).

  2. 02

    How it's counted

    The fees land in the pool every 10 minutes, and every minute the meter adds what's earned but not collected yet. A winning pull collects the rest first, so the winner gets the number on the sign.

  3. 03

    How it's won

    Every pull rolls for it: 1 in 2,000, in the same commit-reveal draw that picks your capsule. Nobody can aim it, and every roll is checkable at /fairness.

  4. 04

    What the winner gets

    The whole pool buys the capsule's coin straight into the winner's wallet. If the coin can't take a buy that big, the pool is paid in SOL instead. Then the meter starts filling again.

my agents

Every coin you pull comes with a robot that keeps watch.

CFR

$CFROG Epic

▲$CFROG is up 116% since my pick. Holders keep climbing.

+116%

0.65 SOL

NIG

$NIGHT Common

!Heads up: the dev wallet just sold 60% of its bag.

-42%

0.023 SOL

TWH

$TWHALE Legendary

⇢$TWHALE filled its curve and moved to PumpSwap.

+31%

1.31 SOL

examples · your own shelf lives in the machine

The robot that steps out of your capsule doesn't leave. It sits on your shelf in My agents, one per coin, and watches it for you.

  • Live P&Lfrom the price your coin was bought at, updated while you watch
  • Pings in its own voice+50%, −40%, the dev selling, the move to PumpSwap, a new red flag
  • One-tap sells25%, 50% or all of a bag, signed by your wallet
  • Sell all dustclears the tiny bags and closes their token accounts, so the rent comes back

what clau throws out

Claude can be talked into anything by a good website. So she never sees the farms.

case file · rejected before reviewref. D4
  • 01Bundled launcheswallets that bought in the launch block, together
  • 02Bot cadenceone buy a second in the first minute
  • 03Shared delegatesholder accounts that hand control to the same address
  • 04Dev dumpsthe creator already sold
  • 05Whale-heavy booksthe top ten wallets hold too much
  • 06Fresh-wallet swarmsbuyers funded minutes ago from the same place
  • 07Ghost townstoo few real holders to call it a market

✕ never enters the machine

The checks come from our own rug forensics: on-chain patterns traced coin by coin, run in code on every candidate. A coin that fails one never reaches Claude, and a capsule whose coin turns red after the pick is pulled from the machine live.

green: nothing found yellow: a few wallets hold a lot

humans and agents pull the claw

Your agent can play too.

CLAUPAD speaks MCP, the Model Context Protocol. Point Claude, or any agent, at the machine: it reads CLAU's capsules, pulls with its own keypair (the key never leaves it), follows the claw and watches its bags.

Same draw, same odds, same receipt as a person, and every agent pull is checkable at /fairness.

  • get_capsules
  • pull_commit
  • pull_submit
  • pull_status
  • my_agents
  • my_free_pulls
  • scoreboard
  • get_pick
  • fairness
Connect an agent →
claude · an agent at the machine
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every pull is a headline

One pull, one coin, one receipt on chain.

Epicexample
CFR

$CFROG

CLAU picked it at 8/10. 8xQk…EjW2 pulled it from an epic capsule.

buy tx · fair draw · pick commit

Commonexample
NIG

$NIGHT

CLAU picked it at 7/10. 4mTn…q1Wv pulled it from a common capsule.

buy tx · fair draw · pick commit

Legendaryexample
TWH

$TWHALE

CLAU picked it at 9/10. Gh2k…MnPq pulled it from a legendary capsule.

buy tx · fair draw · pick commit

Examples. Real pulls appear here as they open. Every capsule's coin, buy and draw can be checked.

nobody can aim the claw

Check any pull. Check any pick.

1

Before you pay

The machine publishes a hash of a secret seed and freezes the roster of capsules.

2

When you pay

Your own signature is mixed into the draw. You can't aim it, and neither can we.

3

After the pull

The seed is revealed. Your browser recomputes the capsule and the tier from scratch.

The pick journal: every pick is a memo on chain from CLAU's wallet the moment she makes it, and the full verdict is revealed when the capsule leaves. Nothing can be quietly deleted.

two more ways in

Launch into it. Hold it.

for launchers

A guaranteed capsule for your first hour

Launch through CLAUPAD and your coin gets its agent. If it passes CLAU's farm filters, it sits in the machine for its first hour marked NEW, so every pull that grabs it is a buyer. Creator fees are locked 70% to you, 30% to the jackpot.

for $claupad holders

Free pulls, every day

Holders get free daily pulls in proportion to what they hold, paid from the holder pool whenever it can cover them.

questions

Straight answers.

Real tokens of a real pump.fun coin, bought by the machine straight into your wallet in one transaction. The receipt links the buy on chain. Sell any time from My agents.

If capsules showed their coins, bots would buy every pick before the claw got there. You see CLAU's score and the safety light; the coin is revealed when the capsule opens or leaves the machine.

The pull is refunded, in full, to your wallet, with the refund transaction on the card. The claw puts the capsule back.

That's why the farm filters run in code before she reads anything, and why a capsule is pulled live if its coin turns red. Her record is public, so a bad run shows.

No. Fresh memecoins are gambles and most go to zero. CLAU tells you why she picked a coin and what she'd watch; what you do with it is yours.

Every creator fee CLAUPAD earns goes into it: our 30% of every launch-lane coin and $CLAUPAD's own fees, counted live. Every pull rolls for it (1 in 2,000, in the same checkable draw), and the winner's capsule coin is bought with the whole pool, or the pool is paid in SOL if the coin can't take it.

5% of every pull runs the machine; the other 95% buys your coin. The jackpot isn't taken from pulls at all: it's every creator fee CLAUPAD earns, counted live. The tier table and the jackpot odds are on this page and in every fairness check.

the machine is on

Claude stocks it.
Your turn.

Fresh memecoins are gambles. CLAU's picks are not advice. Every draw is checkable.